The Holiday has come
and gone,
Leaving behind good
emotions and fun.
Christmas, twenty-fifth
of December,
And New Year's Eve, a
week later;
Both important, both
celebrations,
Both times to live our
traditions.
Unwrapping gifts, showing
our love
And thanking our Lord up
above.
...What? We're all of
different origins.
B'sides, we all try to
avoid the sins.
But one hits hard on
Christmas, see:
This sin, my friend, is
gluttony.
Yes indeed! You know what
I mean
Holidays are time for
fine cuisine.
...Who am I kidding? Of
course not!
It's time to stuff our
faces a lot!
For in families, we enjoy
the meals
No matter what our
stomach feels.
As a result, we end up
sick
From eating pies and
candy sticks.
Overeating in general
Increases the
cholesterol.
What can we do in this
case?
It's too slippy outside
for a race
Walking the dog is
dangerous,
That black ice is damn
traitorous.
Just going out is too
freezing.
You will come back inside
sneezing.
In your house you must
exercise
So you'll avoid illnesses
and cries.
As for the game, I say it
depends
Whether you have Wii Fit
or Just Dance
As for me? Well... I have
the latter.
Or rather, the third one,
to be clearer.
Welcome to this review,
everyone!
By now, I am sure that
you want
Me to explain how this
will work
Since rhyming is today my
quirk.
Simple enough, I assure
you;
This is how I'll write
this review.
I'm gonna separate it in
parts
Each a different musical
art.
I'll post in the text a
video
That indicates some
seconds, and so
You can watch it entirely
Or skip to the part I
decree.
I'll take the lyrics from
this time
And do the review still
in rhyme.
Each song will show an
aspect of the game;
I'll keep the rhythm and
beat the same.
This is a BIG challenge
for me
And it won't be lame!
(Hopefully!)
This intro was lengthy
enough
So let's begin! (This'll
be tough...)
(Dynamite – Taio Cruz;
from 0:00 to 1:31)
I, I, I, I, I, I...
I want to dance, dance,
dance dance
Must lose some weight
Can't fit my pants,
pants, pants, pants
And all in all
I'm feeling tense, tense,
tense tense
Must exercise
But I've got plans,
plans, plans, plans
Gotta play on, and on,
and on
Yes I'll play on, and on,
and on
Yeah
Thanks to my Wii I'm
moving all the time
That's for sure, oh
Gotta say, oh
Pop Just Dance in and I
enjoy the rhyme
And I move, ohs
Here's how it goes
Wiimote in your right
hand
Choreography is planned
Follow what they do
And you'll feel alright
Dancers on the screen
Repeat what you've seen
Do just like they do
And you'll feel alright
It's the full song, song,
song, song
3-4 minutes
So it seems long, long,
long, long
But you don't sing
Don't move your tongue,
tongue, tongue, tongue
Do the movements
And dance along, long,
long, long
Yeah, yeah
So just dance on, and on,
and on
Keep dancing on, and on,
and on
(Baby One More Time –
Britney Spears; from 1:20 to 2:05)
Oh dancer dancer
You show me what I must
do
I've got my sight on you
Oh you on the screen
Most of the time
You are a girl
But sometimes you're a
guy
These games
Are targeting females
So much, in fact
That there's few dancer
males
And that's sad
They look like the
Wii Fit Trainers
They are white-skinned
All these dancers
Only their right hands
Have some color
The one you'll follow
The right hand's
movements, you know
(Promiscuous – Nelly
Furtado ft. Timbaland from 1:21 to 2:28)
You get rated
On four different levels
X, OK and Good
And Perfect, and that's
all
Hey!
Perfect gives ya a better
And bigger score
Than will do the others
And then special moves
The screen flashes an
instant
If you get that one right
It's a Perfect
None other for that
movement
When you get a score
The bar fills up
You know what I mean
The one at the top
When filled enough
A star is gonna appear
And if you collect five
Then you sure can cheer
It means you have talent
And you've mastered this
tune
Five stars is the max
You're done being a
buffoon
If you play against
Another person
It's the highest score
Who's gonna be the
champion
When you reach the end
Your stars are calculated
And you unlock stuff
But it's complicated
Unlocking more things
It's not that simple
You need talent
Of course but that's not
all
Unlocking more things
More songs and mashups
Of previous dances
So do the right steps
Unlocking more things
Takes always more
Nearly thousand stars
Show what you've got in
store
Unlocking more things
Try getting it all
You ready?
(Beautiful Liar –
Beyoncé ft. Shakira; from 0:19 to 1:11)
Is it
Worth it
There's so many songs
Its so unbelievable,
there's at least forty titles
Really
That many
Most from the start
And a few unlockables,
it's not many, no big trouble
You can, also
Do a playlist, a
selection
Even though
There's five to eight
songs for each one
There's “pop”, “rock”
and “R'n'B”
“Electro” and
“costume party”
“Around the world”
and “80s”
That's just some of the
playlists
There's a playlist for
“Duos”
And “Dance Crews”,
none for “Solos”
There's one for Hard
songs and Intense
That's just some of the
playlists
(Video Killed The Radio
Star – The Buggles; from 0:26 to 1:14)
From the menu you can
access the mode “Just Sweat”
It will measure your
exercise, as you can bet
Something you can
incorporate in your diet
Oh-a, oh-a
In this mode you will get
Sweat Points each time you play
It encourages you to come
back every day
You get rewards each time
you do this anyway
Oh-a, oh-a
So play when you can
Oh-a, oh-a
This is quite the plan
Getting Sweat Points over
seven days
Setting all of the game's
tunes ablaze
That's a mode I can only
praise
Oh-a-a-a, oh...
(Lollipop – Mika;
from 0:44 to 1:44)
Here I am at the next
menu
Which one to pick? What
an issue
Seven-day challenge, free
session?
Time to get in on the
action
The seven-day challenge
is great
You must play for a whole
week straight
Take a Healthy Choice, a
Fresh Start
But Sweat Explosion is
the hard part
Play this game for a
little while and
Collect tons of Sweat
Points
Play this game for a
little while and
Collect tons of Sweat
Points
Play now, play now,
This game is your healthy
choice
Play now, play now,
This game is your healthy
choice
For each pick, you must
get thousands
How much for each, well
it depends
For the Fresh Start, it's
just three
For the hard one, over
twenty (thousands!)
The game counts how much
you're moving
More means that you're
better doing
At the end, added the
points are
To those you've gotten
thus far
(Night Boat To Cairo –
Madness; from 1:00 to 1:40)
You're doing well
You're feeling swell
Doing what the characters
do
You've seen their move
You've followed their
groove
The models are pretty,
that's true
They're quite detailed
The CGI don't fail
And their movements are
very clear too
I can't be a jerk
Ubisoft did good work
On their modeling of the
dance crews
If you were to count
It is a big amount
There's over a hundred
dancers in all
And they fit the themes
Of their songs, it seems
Such a pile of work is
not banal
Such pile of work is not
banal
(Spectronizer – Sentai
Super Express; from 0:15 to 1:08)
You are picking
A song that you wanna
dance to
Then you realize
That the dancers are two
That means
You're gonna have to pick
one of them
That is “duos” for
you
You are picking
A song you've never heard
before
Then you see
That the dancers are four
That means
You're gonna have to pick
one of them
That is “Dance Crews”
for you
Invite your friends
And have a real awesome
time
Dancing in teams, to the
rhythm
Come on! Play together!
Play together!
Helping each other
Play together!
But it gets better
Play together!
All your stars will count
To unlock more
It's gonna be much
quicker
(I Don't Feel Like
Dancing – Scissor Sisters; from 1:58 to 3:07)
You are busy mimicking
What the dancer is doing
But look at the
backgrounds
They are all truly
amazing
There's a million things
you're missing
Happening in the behind
Somebody watching you can
look at them
If they're so inclined
Why did Ubisoft
Choose to do that is
beyond me
There's just so many
details you'll never see
I gotta wonder
Why they had that idea
Thus looking at those
Youtube vids is the key
Because I feel like
spotting
All those jokes scattered
in the back
Missing them is so lame
I guess the concept is to
blame
Because I do not want to
miss
A single thing that is
hidden
Because I feel like
spotting
Those things are not
forbidden
I feel like spotting,
spotting
All the animation in the
background
I feel like spotting,
spotting
The jokes until they are
all found
I feel like spotting,
spotting
Even though dancing is
still the primary goal, oo-oo-oo
(Take On Me – A-Ha; from 1:12 to 2:33)
Such variety
Everything from
Pop to country
All kinds of music
Just so many styles
You can play
Something you like
You will find inside this
game, I say
Believe me (Believe me)
Believe on (Believe me)
You'll have fun
Problems are few
That's all for today
I haven't told
All I could
So, wait for Monday
I promise you
That this will be good
You'll have to wait
This review is getting
lengthy anyway
Believe me (Believe me)
I'm not done (Believe me)
Wait for next part
Of this review
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