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Long
story short, I’m only reviewing one Pokémon movie for now, and it’s the first
one. And I know I’m probably the 1000th critic do be reviewing this particular film. Almost everything has already been said about it. Pretty sure that, if
you’re a Pokémon fan, you know everything about it. So, don’t complain if I’m
doing something that’s been done. We never know, I might actually bring some
new points. I guess I’m writing this review for anyone who doesn’t know much
about the franchise… and also because, due to being an adaptation of a video
game series, I had to talk at one point or another about the Pokémon anime, and
give my thoughts about it. Think of this as a review that covers enough ground for the newcomers and makes many precise jabs at the franchise for those who know it inside and out.
As is
the case for many “First Movies”, there was a world to set in place. There had
to be an explanation of the special elements of the universe depicted here. As
a result, Pokémon: The First Movie was dubbed with the intention to explain
everything in great detail, to make sure every newcomer to the franchise could
watch and learn, immerse themselves into this odd world of colorful and
mythical creatures, and...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Just
kidding, they throw the viewer into it with next to no explanation
whatsoever. Because who cares for all that stuff, right? This is a franchise
for da widdle keeds, right? What we really need is to replace every
vaguely-Japanese aliment with good ol’ American food, remove most moments too
silent or dramatic, and ramp up the silliness!
Okay,
okay, I’m aware that beating on 4Kids is beating on a dead horse. There’s no
denying that the Pokémon anime as a whole could have been a whole lot better,
had this enterprise not been dubbing it and making a buttload of stupid
decisions along the road. So, I won’t spend too long discussing that aspect;
just know that one of 4Kids’ decisions was to cut certain scenes from this movie
that would have added some much-needed emotional depth to this film’s villain.
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Yes,
mass murder in a Pokémon movie. Between this, local terrorists in just about
every region from Kanto to Kalos passing by Orre, and implications of genocide
as part of the villains’ plan in the sixth Generation, expect lots of dark
moments from this series! Contrary to popular belief, Pokémon only looks “for
kids”. The reality is otherwise. A lot of elements in the series turn out to be
straight out of a child-friendly horror film. And that’s the explicit stuff.
The implied elements are even worse. And of course, there’s also the
gameplay elements, which one can only perfectly master after years of playing
with the games of the main series…
I
should also explain that in the original Japanese version, a short scene showed
a child-sized Mewtwo playing in his consciousness with three clones of the
Starter Pokémon from Gen 1 and a little girl; it’s implied that Dr. Fuji was
trying to clone his dead daughter back to life, and the cloning of Pokémon was
a side-project. And sadly, only Mewtwo survived the experiment. That’s a very poignant
scene that explains a part of Mewtwo’s angst. Not to mention that in the
original version, Mewtwo is portrayed in a much more sympathetic way, as a
confused creature who doesn’t know better and tries to prove its superiority.
Here? Straight-up Take Over The World kind of bad guy. Really creative there. I
swear we don’t have enough of that type of villain around already.
After
this rampage, Mewtwo is recruited by Giovanni, the head of the local
mafia/terrorist organization, Team Rocket. Equipped with a robotic armor,
Mewtwo helps the villains in catching a lot of wild Pokémon, but at some point
realizes he’s once again a tool… and destruction ensues, once more. Although,
to be fair, Giovanni did help Mewtwo learn to use his psychic abilities more
efficiently… but then Giovanni shows once more how humans can be total
bastards, reinforcing Mewtwo’s view of them. After his destructive lightshow,
Mewtwo swears to find his way in life, even if that means destroying all those
who oppose him.
A Pokémon Master 17 years in the making... and he's still a rookie. |
I couldn't find a shot of her alone in the first 15 minutes of the film. |
He's also the team's cook. Now I'm hungry. |
You are now... Thunderstruck!!! |
For
those who don’t know, if any, Team Rocket refers to the criminal organization,
but it’s also short for the trio of losers who follow Ash and Co. around in
hopes of stealing Pikachu. Their obsession is based on a single proof of great
power from that Pikachu, in episode 2 of the entire series. They’re sure that this electric rodent is
ultra-valuable, so in every episode they try to steal it. The trio consists of
Jessie, James (geddit?) and Meowth, one of the rare few Pokémon to have transcended
the language barrier and speak fluent English. With his mouth, not through telepathy or something like that. Those three rarely pose a
threat, so they’re treated as laughingstock. It’s like a Wile E. Coyote
type deal; after a while, you start feeling sorry for them. And then you
remember that their boss is Giovanni, yes, THAT Giovanni mentioned earlier, and
you stop feeling sorry. They’re some of my favorite villains, if only for their
undying passion for crime (despite constant failure) and the corny introduction
they always say when they’re up to no good.
And of course, they usually get the funniest lines. Seriously though, if
that’s just money they want, they could set up Meowth as a translator and have
him decode, for a price, what Pokémon are telling their Trainers. That, or set
up a school where the cat would teach other species to speak English… If I were in the Pokémon world, I'd invest in that!
Too bad this Dragonite can't say "You've got mail!" |
Moments
later, we see that the “strongest trainer” is none other than Mewtwo! The
Psychic Pokémon starts manipulating the weather to stir up a storm outside. I
didn’t know he could do that. By all accounts, he can’t. But then again, the
anime did take quite a few liberties with the source material, so I’ll let it
pass. If Sabrina, the Psychic-type Gym Leader and a psychic, can be an insane womanchild who can shrink people or turn them into dolls (which she did to her own mother!!), I guess Mewtwo can
control the weather. But don’t tell Kyogre, Groudon or Rayquaza! They’ll be pissed!
The
storm has gotten pretty damn strong by the time our protagonists reach the
nearby town, so much so that the ferry won’t take them to the island. Of course
the owner of the harbor pretends that this unnatural storm was predicted by
some prophecy, because everything needs a goddamn prophecy, am I right? And as if
things weren’t already bad, the Pokémon Center is closed, as their Nurse Joy
has mysteriously vanished a month prior. Gee, good to know they don’t have more than one
employee! She shouldn’t be hard to find, she looks exactly like every other
Nurse Joy.
But
the storm won’t stop the dedicated Trainers! One flies over to the island on
his Pidgeotto. Two others use Water-type Pokémon who know Surf (a move needed to cross bodies of water in the games). Ash really
wants to go there, but none of his Pokémon know Surf or Fly. Same for Brock and
Misty. They have no way to reach the island! Well, we all know they WILL reach
the island, it sounds like that's where the plot wants them to go… but how will they
get there? You know what, this part has been long enough. Tune in this Monday
for Part 2!
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