A first episode that focuses more on a secondary character than the main five. Not a perfect choice. |
I should note that in Season 1, Aelita was their only way to know when a tower was activated - therefore, when they couldn't talk to her, they didn't know there was a XANA attack. |
And what is XANA’s plan this time? A giant teddy
bear attack? Wait, is that serious? Are you kidding? No, you're not kidding? Gee, that’s a weird start… Taking control of Millie’s teddy bear,
making it grow huge, and attacking people with it. Have I mentioned that XANA’s
earlier machinations made no sense? Either they’re silly stuff like this, or
make no sense on an actual scientific standpoint.
Pictured: The pilot of a show that hadn't yet found the theme it wanted to have. Therefore, giant teddy bear. Aww, he's so fluffy, we're all gonna die! |
That’s the interesting thing in Season 1:
XANA himself doesn’t have an overarching plan aside from “Kill these meddling
kids”. He just launches attacks, tries to kill the group, some run to the
factory and hop on Lyoko, others stay behind to help and save others, they bring Aelita to the tower, she deactivates it,
the attack ends, Return to the Past.
These become the beats that most episodes follow. Like
clockwork. This season is where the formula is at its most obvious.
Especially the moment where the team heads off to the factory, which uses the
same bits of stock footage from the show almost every time. The group running
through the sewers, or rolling on skateboards and scooters, or following the
same downwards path… Yeah, this show also likes to use stock footage. It’s also
fairly obvious when Aelita deactivates a tower, with her shots being
practically the same on every single episode, intercut with shots of the action
going on in the real world. Same goes for Jérémie pressing a button, starting the Return to the Past, and the beam of light flashing out across the factory and
Kadic. It gets pretty blatant over time. I can understand, they likely want to
cut some of the costs on animation. It does end up feeling pretty tired after a
while, which is why they change it up past Season 1.
I should also point out another main issue with the
show in general: Everything seems to work under the rule of drama. Crises will
be avoided merely a second or two before they happen. On Lyoko, Ulrich, Odd or
Yumi will always be devirtualized exactly at the required moment or lose
exactly the amount of Life Points that will make the fight harder for them. But
of course, everything is arranged so that, no matter what happens and how close
they come to defeat, they don’t actually lose.
Alright, let’s look at this from point to point:
An example taken from the very first episode: XANA vanishes from the teddy bear... a mere second before it was gonna crush Ulrich with its nub. |
-Jérémie uses Life Points to describe his friends' current state on Lyoko. He also states how many LP they lose when they get
hit. Some attacks are an instant kill, like getting run over by a Megatank
(guess not everybody has Indiana Jones’ luck), but other attacks have variable
effects. Think of it this way: The Life Points mean nothing on Lyoko, they’re
usually mentioned just to increase the drama. A shot from a Kankrelat, the
Goombas of Lyoko, can deal 10 LP of damage in one episode and 50 in another.
Same goes for just about any other monster; the attacks don’t have set damage
values, they change depending on what the author of the episode wants to do.
This character needs to be devirtualized, like, right now? Surprise! Shot by a
laser, lost all remaining Life Points, no matter how many the character still
had! It’s subtle, but someone who watches the show over a short period of
time will pick up on this. Come to think of it, if this is somehow justified by
XANA adjusting the strength of its monsters, why doesn’t it give them all
insta-kill lasers? …Oh… right… then it wouldn’t be “fair”… Or rather, you can build one good story out of that, and one's not enough for a full show.
Odd's Future Flash would let him prevent catastrophes, but it just served to build MORE drama on top of what is already taking place. |
The CGI was also a lot cheaper on the first few
episodes, especially during the scenes on Lyoko. The movements were jerkier,
less normal, and not as fluid as they would later be. Then again, that’s to be
expected from a pilot. We can already see great progress before the end of this
season.
So yeah, the giant XANA-possessed teddy bear is
stopped, Return to the Past, there we go. In the following episodes, we also
see more of the school, its faculty, and the possible student activities. In Episode 2, the team wants to start a pop-rock prog band! Which will
unfortunately be a thing only in that episode and never be mentioned again,
even if they manage to get Sissi’s lackey Nicolas on drums and, for some
reason, the gym teacher, Jim, with a trombone. Oh yeah, by the way, if a giant
teddy bear was too silly of a plan for you, XANA’s new plan is to redirect most
of the city’s electricity towards the nearby nuclear power plant, to blow it
up.
XANA doesn’t seem nearly as silly now, does it?
I could do the "shocking!" pun again, but I've done it way too many times. My comedy needs a boost. |
It's no saxophone, but I guess it'll do. |
As for why they got Jim in the group with a trombone... Alright fine, progressive bands do include wind
instruments even if they’re closer to rock or metal… though I’m not expecting
Pink Floyd levels of popularity for this little middle school band. Unless they
start singing about money. Since we never hear of that band again, it seems they dropped it after one show.
Yuck. Poor Sissi, covered in slimy alien-robot saliva. On the other hand, I'm sure the director who ordered this thing will be sued by the creators of Alien AND Predator for plagiarism. |
At one point in the season, Jérémie manages to create
the devirtualization program, with the downside being that it’ll work only
once… and he ends up having to use it on Yumi when she’s about to be
virtualized forever in that week’s blatant drama shot. While this was a pretty
sad outcome, in the end it just gave Jérémie more confidence that he can do it.
One of the weirder (and, in my opinion, worse) episodes involves an Aelita lookalike becoming a classmate of Jérémie, Odd and
Ulrich’s, and Jérémie starts believing that she’s actually Aelita, materialized thanks to the most recent program he built, and suffering from amnesia. Yeah, not a
very good episode, and Taelia never reappears either, so yeah… let’s sweep this
one under the rug.
It's a good thing that Ulrich, Yumi and Odd have each gotten good enough to last if they're alone on Lyoko to protect Aelita. |
XANA attacks by spreading laughing gas, then later creates nanorobots that induce amnesia in those who inhale them, then later composes a deadly music that paralyzes those who listen to it too much and leaves
them with a big creepy grin. Oh hey, for that last one, I see XANA went to the Joker
School of Crime. Gotta hand it to that malevolent computer program, it sure got
creative.
"Odd? Odd! Wake up! That face, it's not normal!" "He has the same expression after he says a terrible pun." |
Those stupid blocks... I really mean that, they're pretty stupid. They're still a threat, though. |
XANA, demolition expert! Manipulator of the earth itself! With a non-capital E. Can sink schools faster than an iceberg sunk the Titanic! |
In my opinion, the best episode of the season is
“Ghost Channel”, where Ulrich, Odd and Yumi don’t actually come back from Lyoko
following a victory against XANA. Jérémie and Aelita don’t know what’s going on
– Odd and Ulrich are mysteriously absent from class despite a successful Return
to the Past. They’re nowhere to be found on the school’s grounds! Meanwhile,
the two are also in class with Jérémie, who’s acting more distant than ever
before. This is actually a ruse built by XANA, who managed to create
a near-perfect replica of Kadic Academy and its surroundings within Lyoko, and it sent Yumi, Odd and Ulrich there during the Return to the Past. I say
near-perfect because the three start catching on when XANA finds himself having
to repeat certain sequences, causing glitches where students or teachers will
re-do the last thing they did. Jérémie gets to the factory and finds the
titular “ghost channel”, and decides to head into Lyoko by himself to save
them. Say what you want about the guy, he may be the nerdiest kid and a
chicken, when the chips are down, he will jump into action.
And as it turns out, he did well – soon enough, the
fake Jérémie would have brought the other three to the scanners in the fake
factory, and the virtualization process would have actually deleted them
entirely. The two Jérémies meet each other and when Yumi, Ulrich and Odd figure out which is the real one, the XANA Jérémie freaks out in one of the
creepiest scenes in the entire show. XANA may have replicated so much of the
outside world, there are still things he is incapable of mimicking – like
loyalty, trust, or courage! Aelita manages to dispel the illusion just in time, somehow tossing Jérémie out, and back to the real world. Meanwhile, Ulrich, Yumi and Odd find themselves back on Lyoko and don’t remember what happened. They’re still good to fight, though!
(P.S. it becomes a running gag that Jérémie rarely, if ever, goes to Lyoko, and when he does, we never see his 3D form. We’re just told that he looks ridiculous. My instinct says he either becomes a Librarian or some kind of weirdo with an oversized cranium… er… moreso than he already has.)
(P.S. it becomes a running gag that Jérémie rarely, if ever, goes to Lyoko, and when he does, we never see his 3D form. We’re just told that he looks ridiculous. My instinct says he either becomes a Librarian or some kind of weirdo with an oversized cranium… er… moreso than he already has.)
I’m gonna stop here for now. In Part 3 of this review,
I’ll discuss the last two episodes of Season 1, then jump into Season 2. It
should be a little quicker, considering I went over some of my pet peeves with
the show in this part and I won’t need to discuss them again.
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