Christmas is in two days, so how about a little Holidays-themed review? Hm? There’s that Wii game in my collection that I’ve barely played ever since I bought it. Maybe it would be time for me to take a better look at it, huh?
If you’re a Dreamworks fan, and even if you aren’t,
you probably know about their 2012 film, Rise of the Guardians. A beautiful
CGI-animated film about Jack Frost being called to help other icons of holidays
and childhood in their fight against a villain who’s basically the Boogeyman.
Of course, it is a lot more complex than that – the film contains dozens of
little touches present in the original oeuvre, William Joyce’s The Guardians of
Childhood, for which this film can also be considered a loose sequel of sorts.
The film covers a lot of ground, discussing the relations the Guardians have
between each other and how they feel about their appointed role in the
mythology of children’s beliefs. It ties this all together into a compelling
story about friendship, beliefs, memories, dreams and kicking ass. Because
kicking ass they do. If you’re given the task to protect the children of the
world as long as they believe in you, and you’ve got the superpowers to back it
up, surely you’re not gonna be shy about jumping into action as soon as a major
threat appears.
Also, I never thought Hugh Jackman would have been
given an even hairier role than the one he usually plays.
As an example, here's the DS version. Looks too similar to the others. |
And for those who tell me that Rise of the Guardians
is technically more of an Easter movie… Let me show you something. See this
empty shelf over here?
This is where I store my damns, when I have any. As
you can see, I’m all out.
Nice artstyle, though I wonder why they went with it. |
"Hey! Let go of my scepter! If you don't, I'll put it on you where the sun doesn't shine!" "So it would be on me..." "Er....." |
And of course, the game never gets close enough to let us get a good look at the CGI models. And of course, the Guardians fight, but nobody can hamr Pitch right now. Yet, it should be so easy! |
"Ack! We all gone invisible! We need expert to help! Call Griffin the Invisible Man!" "We can't, he works at Sony Animation. He's not at DreamWorks!" |
Hey, I know just the guy who can help with that! He’s
used to cleaning up the messes left in weird places. He just needs to grab his
cleaning machine.
Can’t guarantee he’ll have time to help though, his
schedule is filled to the brim with activities such as toilet unclogging,
dragon-turtle kicking, brother-shaming and princess rescuing. And even then, he spends his free time go-karting or partying.
There are many collectibles to find around each realm,
such as Matryoshka dolls. In the first level I visited, the Town of Burgess
(which happens to be Jack Frost’s “realm”), we get to see every other element of
gameplay. Some kids are locked up in cages of black sand and the heroes must
free them after destroying the nightmares guarding them. In one area, there's
Jamie Bennett, who needs to be protected against the dangerous nightmares. The
kid’s got a huge life bar, and the five Guardians have to face a huge wave of
monsters to defend him. Gee, good thing the kid’s so tenacious! If he had as
many hit points as the Guardians, he would be down quickly. There are also
areas where tougher monsters attack in groups. Oh, and the portal is protected
by monsters too, so if you’re in trouble and need to heal, prepare to fight
first. Last but not least, there’s a bunch of treasure chests spread across
each realm, and you’re invited to find them all.
The enemies also become stronger very quickly, so you
should take your time in each part of each realm to fight and gain power. That
goes for all of the Guardians, by the way – you should use them all as often as
possible, switching out between them instead of keeping a favorite. Having an
untrained Guardian means that Guardian will be less capable in battle later on.
By the way, quick note. The loading screens contain no
animation, but offer tidbits of information for the player. “Tooth is a cross
between a human and a hummingbird.” Oh gee, I would have never guessed! Next
you’ll be telling me that her prescription for Ritalin has expired long ago!
“North believes Christmas to be the best holiday of all; Bunnymund disagrees.”
Oh my God, that’s news! Stop the presses! Wipe that creepy Trump face off the
front pages, we have some news material here: Santa Claus thinks Christmas is
great! The Easter Bunny disagrees, thinks Easter is great! Mind-blowing revelations!
Second quick note about the cutscenes; I get that they
were working with limited resources (I mean, the Wii would force the CGI to be
pretty limited), and so they had to find a way to make these scenes interesting
nonetheless… but the choice they went with is rather meh. Still images with a
moving camera, pictures in a simple, mural-like style. Fits the mythology
idea of the heroes, but… I don’t know I am not a fan of it. Plus, I believe
that some cutscenes are used and reused from time to time, just to fill some
time between important parts. Same cutscene, seen at least a few times. The one
where Bunny tells Jack he’s not really “part of the group”, with North
reassuring Jack afterwards.
The town of Burgess is split in five areas, in which
the monsters get much, much tougher as you progress. This highlights the need
to “level up” your characters so that they can face against the growing
threats. At some point, bosses show up – large black sand scorpions. Once the
bosses of the fifth area of Burgess are defeated, the group finds a way into
Pitch’s lair – under a bed, because I suppose the monsters in the closets are
too nice – and beat him to a black-bloodied pulp.
You don't see it all that well, but they're all around Jamie. Easy to accidentally hit a kid that is standing there, not moving out of the way, on a friggin' battlefield! |
And so, with Burgess freed after an hour of two of
killing black monsters of various kinds in swarms over and over and over again…
we move on to any of the other realms, to spend an hour or two killing black
monsters of various kinds in swarms over and over and over again. See the
problem with the game? It’s beyond repetitive after a while, with no real
incentive to keep playing to find something new to do. There is nothing new to do. Kill enemies, heal the
Guardians, restore faith, save kids, collect treasure and symbols, and kill
more enemies. No variety. Sure, the monsters get tougher as we go, but that’s
not really variety, just normal progression in a game… I’m not even sure I want
to beat this game, it just feels tedious.
Okay, who greyscaled the world again? |
You do unlock special abilities as you level up the
heroes, and you can equip special hexagonal precious stones to them to give
them bonuses in battle; but this doesn’t add much. You earn crystals when
killing enemies, and you can use these crystals to buy the previously-mentioned
hexagonal stones, as well as items in the game’s art gallery. Because it’s easy to add content from
development into the game. Thing is, there usually is a greater challenge to
encourage players to chase down this content – as an example, Sonic and the
Secret Rings demanded that the player earns medals on certain missions, or a
certain number of silver or golden medals, to get the secret content. You could also check the world leaderboards for the game… back when the Wii still was connected to Wi-Fi, but even when it was, I don't know if it was even worth it.
After the five realms have been properly visited, and
enough belief has been restored to the world, we get to that final fight
between the heroes and Pitch. It goes… exactly like the previous fights against
Pitch. Deplete its HP quickly, that’s all. As a surprise, Pitch then splits
into many miniature versions of himself with plenty of HP, so those have to be
destroyed… then Pitch is defeated for good. He flees, Jack Frost is accepted
among the Guardians, at last one of them. Roll credits.
Gee, I didn't know Sandy had such a huge ship! We never saw him in an actual ship in the film... |
Tooth's castle admittedly looks great... Too bad we spend all this time doing the same damn things we've been doing everywhere else! |
Not even the cutscenes are interesting enough to keep
you going! It’s neat that the game uses some pictures from the film – mostly on
loading screens and for some character icons – but this only contrasts with the
Wii’s low CGI quality. I mean, compare the actual look of the Sandman in the game, with an icon practically taken from the film.
Maybe that’s why they went for a minimalist style in
the cutscenes! It’s another bad point for the game, because seeing those stills
taken from the film is enough to make you wish you’d drop that game and watch
the film again. You know what, don’t waste your money on this game. I liked the
adaptation of How To Train Your Dragon because it had a fun concept that went
past the plot of the film, with fun interactions to boot; the video games for
Rise of the Guardians don’t measure up. Just watch the film, it’s a better
experience all over.
Yeah... watch the film. Everything will be better in it. even Pitch, the fighting, and everything else. |
But it’s still early for end-of-year reviews and
analyses. In two days, it’ll be Christmas. If you don’t celebrate it, I still
wish you Happy Holidays, and I hope the last nine days of the year are filled
with joy. For the others: Merry Christmas. I wish for you all to spend time
with the people you love. Try to have fun – play with your family, party with
friends, enjoy whichever gifts you’ll receive – and even if you don’t “receive”
any, at least I hope that you can allow yourself to purchase an extra thing or
two. Spread the friendship, spread the smiles.
As usual, Planned All Along will return next Friday.
I’ll try to end the year on a happy note – we all need this.
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