Minigun. Mega damage. |
Franklin arrives in a front loader to bring the guys
away, but the goddamn army’s involved now, and the guys make their way
through a factory and onto a train in order to leave. Successful heist! We got
a little less than 8 million dollars, the FIB takes more than 6M$, hands the
rest over and lets the group split the cash. Franklin, Michael and Trevor each
get about 400,000$. That’s more than enough to live comfortably, no? I mean,
that’s 15 years of my current salary.
Train-biking: Safer than car-surfing! |
I suppose it's gonna be useful to pay our apologies to Madrazo... but I feel like Trevor would like that statue better if it was filled with meth. |
But now it’s actually time to go help the FIB in their
mission against the IAA. As it turns out, in this big story of funding, the IAA
figured they would get more help from the government if they provoked an actual
terrorist attack or two, and so they’re preparing to release a neurotoxin on
Los Santos. Quick reminder that the IAA is a reference to the CIA and are
depicted as complete douches with no regards for human life, even that of the
people they’re supposedly protecting, if they don’t mind killing a bunch just
to get a few extra billions. Well, okay, billions is a lot of money, I can see
why the less scrupulous folks would decide to kill people to get such
amounts. But it's supposed to be the freaking CIA! The irony being that they want that money to prevent more terrorism
from happening… so… Jesus fucking Christ this is dark.
Must not drop the container... must not drop the container... Must not- OH SHIT |
Don't worry, they stay in touch. In secret. Dunno if that's heartwarming or creepy. |
Speaking of resolving plot threads… Trevor goes back
to Floyd’s apartment and meets Debra, Floyd’s girlfriend. The two are kicking him out. After trying bargain, and see that it isn't working... Trevor comes out of the apartment covered in blood.
We see none of what transpired in there. All we know is that, in
order to put this behind him, Trevor brings his associate Wade to the strip
club. As if nothing happened. Even though Floyd is Wade’s cousin. That’s alright, though; Trevor drives to the Vanilla Unicorn and
decides to, ahem, dispose of the owner, so that he becomes the owner. Geez, I
didn’t know strip clubs worked by the Klingon promotion system.
"If nothing major happens to break our group apart, we should be able to do this score just fine, very soon." |
In the events that follow, Michael takes a plane and then drives to the North Yankton graveyard. He
finds Trevor well at work, already about to open the coffin. And as it turns
out… their old partner in crime who died on the night of the failed score,
Brad, is the guy buried in there. See, Trevor thought Brad was alive and
jailed. However, Agent Dave Norton was writing to him pretending to be Brad, to
uphold the masquerade of Michael being dead. However, in the past missions,
Trevor has started to feel increasingly betrayed by Michael and his lies,
getting more and more fed up by his old friend’s dishonesty, and this reveal of
Brad being dead all along is the last straw. Trevor runs away…
…But Michael doesn’t have the time to leave. Following the botched meth and weapons deals with the O'Neil brothers because Trevor killed the O'Neils), the
Triads want Trevor dead. They followed him to North Yankton, and were ready to kill him there – only, Trevor left too quickly, so they
decided to attack Michael instead. Whom they mistake for Trevor’s gay lover.
Cue the homophobic insults from Asian mobsters. Class act What follows is one of the hardest missions in the game, as Michael has been
stripped of his weapons before embarking on the plane, so he only has a pistol
and whatever he can get from the guys he kills. He’s badly outnumbered; that
group was on its way to battle Trevor, of course they’d send a few dozen guys
at a dude who does mass-murdering carnages for fun.
Michael fights well, but ends up captured by the
Triads who decide to hold him at ransom. Their leader, Wei Cheng, personally
calls Trevor. Wei Cheng’s reveal as a major villain doesn’t come
out of nowhere; he tried to connect with Trevor Philips Industries much
earlier, but the deal went through, and Trevor also murdered anyone else that the Triads
tried associating with. While Trevor was living in Los Santos, he would
receive reports from his ally Ron that some Chinese people had been snooping
around his trailer. Forget Madrazo; Wei Cheng is
the true final boss of Trevor’s story.
Literally partaking in crime, using a James Bond-esque vehicle. It that blasphemy? |
I remember blowing my way through the factory. Literally so; with sticky bombs where the enemies stood, and blowing them up from afar. That was amazing. |
That brown board will be covered in papers, plans. blueprints and stuff to plan the heist. |
This is as good a time as any for Michael to get his
life in order while we’re at it. His son Jimmy visits him at home and brings
him around the area to pick up his wife Amanda and his daughter Tracy before
bringing everyone to Doctor Friedlander, his psychiatrist. We also take that
opportunity to get some revenge on Fabien the yoga instructor and Lazlow, the
host of Fame or Shame who had been making insistent, creepy advances to Tracy. Phew! Ah, Michael. When he’s not a distant jerk of a dad,
he’s an overprotective, violent jerk of a dad. A perfect picture of parenting!
Sure, she was working for an asshole, but almost everyone in this game is working for ana sshole. Plus, she had no personality whatsoever. I don't know if I should feel sorry. I'm at a loss! |
So Michael gets the movie, escapes the police, and
comes back only to learn that Solomon had plenty of digital copies anyway. In
other words: This particular mission was entirely pointless!
My words can’t quite convey it, but that final mission
was pretty awesome. But killing Westn's lawyer might have repercussions. I think I’m going to stop there for today. Meet me in Part
5 for the last two heists in the game, and hopefully the final missions.