LEGO Harry Potter
Still no time to spend on an intro!
Prisoner of Azkaban: You’ve seen the film, right?
Wait, is the LEGO Knight Bus deconstructing itself to thin down to pass between the double deckers? That is super clever. |
Harry now stays with the Weasleys at the Leaky Cauldron. The wizarding world’s newspapers talk about the scary prison of Azkaban and how the convicted murderer Sirius Black is on the loose, looking for Harry. In the first level, Harry gets ready for the new school year, in a process that involves killing his book of monsters… which IS a monster. Following that, we have to get onto the train, with Draco Malfoy trying to prevent the main trio from doing so. They manage, but Molly Weasley, Ron’s mother, hurriedly brings him his pet rat, which he was about to forget. Ooh, that’s gonna clash with Hermione’s new cat, the large Crookshanks.
Big Brain move: Can't stop me from being ON the train if I'm already ON the train! ...there aren't too many tunnels on the way, I hope? |
Patronum? I would Expecto Hermione to get out of the goddarn way! |
In Hogwarts, the first lesson is Lupin’s class on Boggarts and the spell to defeat them, Riddikulus. As I mentioned, after this point, chests containing Dementors start popping up all over the damn school. And notably, Harry cannot learn the spell yet, too traumatized by Boggarts disguised as Dementors. Next is the Divination class, in which we don’t learn much gameplay-wise (but we do get the scene of Professor Trelawney having a premonition). Then, we have a class with Hagrid where he shows how to care for his Hippogriff Buckbeak, with Draco making fun of the beast and being attacked as a result, with Hagrid’s animal sentenced to death for attacking a student.
Gee, the passages underneath the castle are full of endless pits. Hope no student falls in them! |
Oh hey, the bully has a friggin' snow tank now. |
Sweet, they kept the "spider on rollerskates" gag from the film for Ron's Riddikulus'd Boggart! |
Speaking of, in the third level, Harry and Ron sneak around the school after reading the Marauders’ Map and seeing… Pettigrew? The guy who’s supposed to be dead? They give chase in a fun level through the castle halls, but ultimately their quest fails when Pettigrew disappears and Snape catches them. Feels like I’m speeding through this one? That’s because I am; three of the six levels in the Prisoner of Azkaban section are taken from the film’s climax.
Prisoner of Azkaban: The Time Turner Shenanigans
So, now Harry knows Expecto Patronus, but his friends don't. That might lead to some puzzle-solving in the near future. |
Harry is finally taught Expecto Patronum from Lupin, using a Boggart as makeshift Dementor. Following that, the trio goes to Hagrid’s hut, and… you probably know the rest. And as much as I despise Rowling now, damn – this sequence is something I wish I could write in a fiction of my own someday, as it’s just brilliant. Hermione had been using a Time Turner, allowing her to rewind time to be in more classes than she could normally be. The next events are seen through two teams, the second of which is time-displaced, and causes a lot of the unexplained events experienced by the first group.
Minifig VS Tree. I cast FIRE! Better, I cast CHAINSAW! |
Outside, it’s the full moon, so Remus Lupin, a victim of lycanthropy, turns into a werewolf and attacks the group, only to run off on hearing what sounds like a female wolf, with a bouquet of flowers and hearts in his eyes. Straight-up Looney Tunes stuff. Appropriate, this is a WB product. Harry and Sirius end up attacked by a crowd of Dementors by a frozen lake, only to be saved by a powerful Patronus coming from afar. Cut to the team at the hospital wing, where Dumbledore suggests (directly, not hints like in the films) that Hermione uses the Time Turner to make things right.
She spins it, and we get the fifth level. First, in Hagrid’s garden, Harry and Hermione rescue Buckbeak. Cut to the confrontation against werewolf Lupin in the woods, where Hermione has to create a megaphone in order for her howl to be heard from their transformed teacher. Lupin arrives to attack them, but Buckbeak scares him away. Finally, the frozen lake: Harry only has to defeat six Dementors to finish the level, after which he summons his strongest Patronus that defeats the rest and saves himself and Sirius.
It's cruel, putting a student in danger in plain sight in the background (attacked by a Dementor), and you can't even go save them. |
Do I actually have time to cover Year 4… …dammit, let’s do it.
Goblet of Fire: May the Odds Ever Be in your Favor!
Looks awesome! ...It won't last. |
It, indeed, did not last. |
Behold! Pretty trophy. |
"HARRY! DIDJA PUTCHA NAME INDA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!?!" Dumbledore asked calmly. |
Even in the Wizarding World, dragons are nothing to f*** with. |
Another aside on mechanics
The chest surrounded by red sparkles? Unless you're Lucius Malfoy, or Crouch Jr., you can't do anything with it. |
You can play as Dumbledore, a student from a different House, a goblin, an evil character, and even as Cat Hermione if you want to. |
Lastly, when you beat a level the first time, you unlock it for Free Play, accessible from the Leaky Cauldron. You can play the story again, with the original characters – but in Free Play, you choose 1 character among those you’ve unlocked (including alternate outfits) and the game chooses a number of extra characters; on top of the original ones to complete the level, to prevent unwinnable situations. You swap among them using the Space key. Most levels are impossible to 100% on the first playthrough, because some things can’t be achieved except by precise characters or (usually late-game) spells. Hope you weren’t planning on speeding through your completionist run of the game – it won’t let you.
Goblet of Fire: The Tournament Begins
Before the next level, we have class with the new DADA teacher, Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, who teaches the class the spell Reducto. It's a more powerful version of the basic blast spell, able to break large solid objects into pieces. We don’t get a class on the Unforgivable Curses like in the books and films, which in my opinion is the scene that marks the real moment the series got dark.
JK Rowling meant for the Wizarding World to be plagued by bigotry and prejudice, especially towards Muggles and Muggle-Borns, with the villainous Voldemort and his Death Eaters drawing obvious parallels to Nazis, and until now all of these details were already there, and indicative of a much darker facet to the world she created. Hell, I’d argue she did this a little too well, as it feels like most wizards are so antiquated, disdainful, stupid and/or bigoted that any whimsy the franchise had attempted to cultivate got just as quickly thrown out the window. The tone further shifted upon learning about Crucio, Imperio, and of course Avada Kedavra. That’s my real issue with Harry Potter: Once you start thinking about it, the world it presents gets so nasty that its attempts at being enchanting and wonderful no longer work.
We get to the third level by walking into a tent in the schoolyard, where the first Task will take place. Instantly, Harry and Hermione are assaulted by the infamous reporter Rita Skeeter, and in their shock, the two teens end up dropped into the arena at the same time. Y’know, I was wondering how this game would handle the Tasks, since Harry should be alone in them. Throwing Hermione in feels like a cop-out, but the game had to include a second character for two-player play…
Upgrading from "Troll in the dungeon!" to "A goddamn dragon is rampaging across the friggin' castle!" |
He does get a hint from Cedric to dip the egg underwater to get the clue, though, leading him to the bathrooms where we have the fourth level, a breather where Harry, aided by Moaning Myrtle, opens the way to more private baths. A short and easy one. Harry ends up hearing the hint from the egg, seeing mermaids.
Goblet of Fire: The Ominous Return
Keep collecting studs for several minutes, Harry; it's not like Ron and the others are in mortal danger or something. |
Everyone is rescued, so this has a good ending. However, the worst is yet to come; it’s time for the third and final Task.
Hey, did we skip the scene of the Triwizard Yule Ball? Dammit, this was my favorite part of the movie. Classic music suddenly replaced by a rock band, in Hogwarts, somehow. Not just because it’s music that I like, but also for the absurdity of it. (Also, I feel it may be a reference to Wizard Rock, a genre that was created by HP fans.) Shame, I would have loved to see the LEGO take on it.
Anyhow, final task: The hedge maze. One has to reach the cup at its center. The four students go in. Victor quickly goes mad and attacks Fleur. Harry and Cedric are left to fend on their own, so they team up. This is very much a “final exam” last level; not that there’s anything wrong with having a final challenge that forces you to use all the skills you’ve accumulated over the course of the game, but in this case it’s rather blatant. Wingardium Leviosa of course, but also Lumos, Immobilus, Expecto Patronum and Reducto.
In the center, Harry and Cedric grab the Cup, and are transported to a graveyard. Captured, they watch as Peter Pettigrew creates the dark magic potion to revive Voldemort using an asset from Harry himself. In the novel and movie, it’s blood; can’t have that here! Pettigrew uses Harry’s glasses instead. The baby Voldy is dropped into the cauldron and out pops a grown Voldemort (sporting Harry's glasses, which he tosses aside). This final boss is... disappointing. You cast the blast spell at a bunch of Death Eaters, then Voldemort grabs Harry for a one-on-one wand duel in which you have to press H a couple times to fight back. You don’t have to mash the button like crazy, like other games would have done. Repeat that three times, and the Dark Lord is defeated.
Sorry, Voldy, you can't win this. I am backed by the unstoppable power of button-mashing. |
Hey, by the way – once again, the game crashed on me while I was fighting that boss. Always fun when that happens. It’s crashed many times as I was playing, and usually during levels. It shouldn’t be struggling to run, it’s a 2010 game running on a machine younger than that!
Holy crap, Cedric's minifig was completely dismembered. In the LEGO universe, that's a definitive "DEAD" dead. |
So, uh… that covers the plot of the game. Normally I would end by repeating my points more concisely, but this time, I think I’ll do something different – namely, I’ll cover Years 5-7 first, THEN I’ll finish with a post discussing my thoughts on both games together. That’s all for now, see you next Friday for Part 1 of that next review.
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