Continuing this review today!
Territorial clash
That was... surprisingly easy. |
BOOOOAAAAAAT!!!!! |
…Nope, I still can’t make sense of that. It can't possibly do that on its own! And if the winds are so strong they can push your boat upwards a stone construct, you have bigger things to worry about than going up said construct.
After the boat finally comes to a stop, Melody admonishes Ash for jumping headfirst into the quest – a quest that, may I remind you, is (in normal circumstances) little more than a fun ceremonial thing for tourist trainers. Once again, she slips in a remark further teasing Ash and Misty… Something that even Team Rocket gets to comment on. I swear, this film is a Pokéshipper’s dream.
Melody literally thinks Ash and Misty will marry someday. A literal shipper on deck! |
Hm... I've allocated the F-word to Moltres already... what's the choice curse that an angry Zapdos would use... Right! "YOU D!!CKS!" |
That must hurt. |
That’s when the mega-fortress descends from the skies, absorbing Zapdos’ energy. When Lawrence thinks his prey may be weakened enough, he once again sends special steel rings that emit restraining shocks. Much like Moltres before it, Zapdos puts up a fight but is caught – and due to being of a similar size, so is Melody’s boat, alongside everybody around it.
Mixed message
Zapdos: *screaming* "Let me out, you d!cks!" Moltres: "Dude, shut the f@ck up." Ash: "I'm glad I don't understand them." |
Yes, she will call someone out on collecting in the franchise known for collecting. |
Uh, Misty? You’re at the worst possible position to be the one saying this precise thing. You’re one of the protagonists for a franchise whose tagline, at the time, was literally “Gotta catch’em all”. Hello, Mrs. Kettle? You have a message from Mr. Pot. Yeah, 4kids dropped the ball badly on that one. Let’s be clear, this mistake is from the English dub only – instead, in the original Japanese, she asks why he uses this method to catch Pokémon instead of using Pokéballs, y’know, like someone normal.
And in Japanese, Lawrence responds that he wants the Legendary Pokémon he catches to be on display, or else there’s no interest in having them. In English, he doesn’t say any of that, merely stating that he began his collection with an Ancient Mew card, and now he has all this. “Started from the bottom now we’re here”, to quote Drake, with no explanation of how he got there.
So, are we ever gonna learn why he became a collector, why he has this fortress, where he's from, or why he's so obsessed by that prophecy? Nope! |
The thing is, Misty could have a point in both versions. Pokéballs are said to be harmless to Pokémon. In fact, the ones that are captured choose to join the trainer that caught them. That’s actual lore. In contrast, the collector’s electrical rings not only look unpleasant, but even painful to the Pokémon caught. And there’s no accepting or refusing; a Pokémon entrapped by these rings is taken, willing or not, going against one of the core themes of the series. Even in English, to some extent, Misty could have a point. Like all of the anime’s protagonists, she cares for the Pokémon she catches – she builds a relationship with them, and treats them like friends. She even spends the vast majority of the film with Togepi, itself a rare species in Kanto, in her arms. Contrast with Lawrence, who doesn’t care about the birds’ well-being or emotions, only seeing them as additions to a collection. Heck, when I play Pokémon, I’m a collector type. I play to complete the Dex, I seek to catch everything I can. But I do try to care for those Pokémon – as much as the games will allow, at least.
Of course he lets them go; they're worthless in his collection, like a Luvdisc or a Trubbish. |
Lawrence lets the humans go free, then leaves to resume his hunt for Articuno.
Not-so-science… and actual science
Pictured: Loads of Water Pokémon (and one Ekans) converging towards the scene of the prophecy. |
During that time, Professors Oak and Ivy have taken a helicopter with a news crew. Ash’s mom has tagged along. News report indicate that thousands if not millions of sea and air Pokémon are converging towards the region of Shamouti, while land Pokémon worriedly look on from the shores. Not only do they feel something is wrong – they know exactly where it’s happening.
I still wonder why the news crew would have let Ash's mom onto the helicopter. |
Okay, but that doesn't explain the "ice age" part. |
Eh… Pokémon has given us weirder stuff since. I’m not gonna complain too much about it. It does feel more in the realm of esotericism than science, but Oak has probably seen his fair share of weird stuff that, in this world, is the proper basis for the science he studies.
The Ketchum decision tree: "[Problem]: Ram into it? Yes/Sure/Please Did it work: Yes/No Are you still alive? Yes/No Use Pikachu or another Pokémon (finally)?" |
The second plan is wiser. Ash brings out Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charizard, and has the latter two blast their water and fire respectively at the electrified cage while Pikachu also zaps it. Team Rocket attemps to do the same with their own Pokémon to Zapdos’ containment. The combined attacks from Ash’s Pokémon provoke a massive explosion that frees the fire bird, who liberates its Electric counterpart in a single blast, with both flying out and fighting for dominance.
Meanwhile, nobody mentions Bulbasaur. |
"Get down, this is gonna blow!" For the record, this is Tracey's shining moment in the film... and 4Kids cut it out. |
Why did 4kids cut it? My money is on them thinking children would want to try and replicate that at home. I’m not sure how they would, but hey… Way too many of 4kids’ changes could be summed up as “better safe than sorry” with a pinch of “think of the children!”
…Chosen One, huh?
Goodbye, multi-billion Pokédollar flying saucer! |
The clash between the titan birds causes untold amounts of destruction to the Palace, which loses altitude and crashes onto Lightning Island. Ash, Misty, Tracey, Melody, Jessie, James and Meowth make a run for it. Propellers from the fortress destroy the island’s altar and the glass sphere of lightning conveniently rolls off in front of Ash. That was one treasure easily obtained!
"Hey, a tornado showed up to help us! ...wait..." |
"Though the waters’ great Guardian shall arise to quell the fightingAlone its song will fail, thus the world shall turn to ash"
The sea guardian VS three angry birds. Place your bets! |
That IS a lot of Pokémon. Dammit, and I'm all out of balls! |
Ash, you were mentioned by name. Good luck bowing out of that. |
And yes, it’s another of 4Kids’ edits. It makes the prophecy a lot more poetic in tone, but also dumbs down the story into yet another cookie-cutter Chosen One plot. “The Special”. The only person who can make everything right. I’m not a fan of Chosen One plots because of how common they are. And rarely do we get an interesting twist out of them. To its credit, the dubbed version makes a nice play on words around “ash” and actually gives more details as to what is going on. It mentions the Beast of the Sea, but is still vague enough that it could mean Lugia (as Lawrence understands it) or the undersea current that’s causing the natural disasters.
However, it ultimately goes against the themes the original Japanese version was going for. In that one, the prophecy only called for an exceptional trainer, and Ash was merely the best candidate available. It could have been any other exceptional trainer who happened to be there in his place. It also means that Ash did not have that apparent burden of being the “only one” to do this. He was allowed to get as much help as he could, which aligns perfectly with later events in the film, where several characters actually assist Ash on that quest.
Lawrence got it all wrong; Lugia is the Waters' Great Guardian, not the Beast of the Sea! But I can understand the confusion. |
Alas, we’re not watching the Japanese version, are we? So we’ll have to go with “Ash, savior of all” for now. His own Pokémon even come out to encourage him – Pikachu, the starters and Snorlax. With his friends and Pokémon by his side, Ash is (sort of) ready for this quest.
We’ll see how that goes in the conclusion – in Part 3!
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