Who needs gloves, anyway? |
Point being, Surgeon Sim is a lot of fun, but we don’t really need a story to go with the kooky procedures. No need for that sort of glazing while we operate on poor ol’ Bob on the table, in the hallways, in the back of an ambulance, or in a zero-G environment. But what if we had a story? Well, as it turns out, indie gaming came to this second. Before the funny surgery game on PC, there was a series of funny surgery games... on Nintendo consoles.
Developed by Atlus, the Trauma Center franchise was a series of five games released from 2005 to 2010. Today’s game, Trauma Center: Second Opinion, is the second game in the series, but it’s a remake for the Wii of the first game, Trauma Center: Under the Knife, originally on the Nintendo DS. The original touch screen gameplay had to be adapted to the new console’s motion controls. Second Opinion is also notable in that it was a launch title, released on November 19th, 2006 alongside the Wii.
This series combines the stress of performing operations with a story delivered visual novel-style. You know the medical drama genre, right? House, ER, Scrubs, “it’s never lupus”? Well, it’s not gonna help much. Trauma Center is to the medical field what Ace Attorney is to practicing law. I hope you weren’t expecting accuracy and realism, is what I’m saying. What can you expect instead? Oh, just wait...
Dr. Stiles
By the way, I took my screenshots from the Let's Play on the channel ProZD Plays Games. Check it out to see the full game! |
Pull these shards out delicately... wouldn't want to make the wounds even larger. |
We’re taught the various tools at our disposal. You select one of the eight tools by tilting the Nunchuk’s analog stick in its direction. The tools we’re taught in the first operation:
-Stitches: Close a laceration by suturing it with the thread, by holding down the A button and moving along the wound in a zigzag pattern.
-Forceps: Required to remove foreign bodies and grab stuff. You hold down A and B to grab an item to remove and set it onto a tray, or put new things in. In the case of foreign objects, you pull them delicately out of their wounds.
-Antibiotic gel: Like I said, medical tech has advanced greatly This gel is so potent it will close smaller injuries instantly. Spray onto a wound with A. You use the gel to disinfect before making any incision on a patient’s body, and use the gel again after suturing, before applying a bandage. Its use also increases the patient's vitals.
-Scalpel: To cut open a body part or cut out something in the area being treated, hold down A and follow along the dotted line that appears.
-Bandage: Appears instantly at the end of all procedures; hold down A to apply it along the length of the operation wound after it has been stitched and disinfected.
And keep in mind that you don't have infinite thread, so don't waste time making drawn-out sutures. |
Flirting's not gonna help much when the new nurse comes around. |
Of course, it’s not all perfect. Trauma Center: Second Opinion is a remake for the Wii of a Nintendo DS game, which was bound to lead to issues. You cannot be as precise with motion controls as you could be on a touch screen. It’s most obvious when suturing a wound, but it’s also clear with every other tool, simply because you can see how the cursor twitches in place with your every action. Surgeons need steady hands; I guess I ain’t changing careers anytime soon.
Angie
Still not feeling the weight of his position, Derek still fails to be attentive prior to operations, leading to errors. This time, we must excise a tumor in a patient’s distal stomach. (I bet the patient’s family name being Laurie is not an accident.) Over the following operations, we learn to use the other tools:
As the end credits will helpfully tell you, this game doesn't substitute for med school. Don't go think you can remove tumors just because a game told you to drain out the cytoplasm. |
-Zoom/Ultrasound: Used to first zoom in on a smaller area of the part we’re working on. Then, the ultrasound must be used to detect things to deal with that are hidden within the body part. After which you'll generally cut those out with the scalpel.
-Drain: Before working on some health problems, sometimes stuff must be drained out (ex. Cytoplasm for tumors, blood over cuts, or gases). Hold the A button while keeping the drain steady over the stuff to drain it.
-Synthetic membrane: Like the bandage, this appears on-screen after a health issue has been treated, you pick it up with the forceps, apply it to the freshly treated area, and spray some gel on it to meld it with the tissue.
-Laser: Is required to hit very specific spots that are affected, like polyps. Also activated by pressing A. Prolonged use tends to hurt the patient’s vitals, and in some operations, can even cause bleeding.
Hello, nurse Thompson. How long till Derek also calls her his lovely assistant? Nah, this is gonna be like an anime, it will take seven seasons before they really get together. |
Give him a chance, this is still Chapter 1! |
This culminates into a catastrophic event where Derek, who has just operated on a patient, doesn’t do his due diligence in post-op and goes to relax, only to be called back in a hurry later that evening as the patient’s situation is worsened. It's corrected in the nick of time. He gets rightfully called out on it and feels no end of guilt over this grave mistake, and Angie even questions his skills as a doctor if he’s so careless outside the O.R. and willing to dump the post-op workload onto his assistant so quickly.
Only 16? This calls for stabilizer, right now! |
This medical drama is getting good! I hope they don’t jump the shark with weird anime powers or diseases or over-the-top villains or something!
The Healing Touch
The Healing Touch is going to turn Derek into a star surgeon. |
...what did I just friggin’ say about weird anime powers?!?
Wouldn't be the only time you guys run in and save my patient because I screwed up! |
Much as I appreciate the creativity of the diseases we'll fight later down the line, I do wish we had more of these "mundane" operations in the game. |
Back to Derek, the next patient we help is a teenaged girl suffering from severe wounds, who also exhibits suicidal tendencies. We rescue her, but even after she has recovered her well-being is still put into question. It appears she took experimental treatments that may have impacted her mental well-being. This time, Derek works to bond with the girl and bring her in a better mood. His bedside manners end up helping her wellness tremendously. However, her status worsens shortly afterwards, and this time she does want to survive, therefore we work extra hard to save her.
And when it's cut out... eradicate it like an ant under a magnifying flass held by a kid! |
GUILT is the collective name for the many strains of a nasty disease created by a medical terrorist organization called Delphi, which considers modern medicine an unnatural way of prolonging the lives of those fated to die. So, y’know, instead of just letting life run its course, they instead invented ultra-deadly diseases and inject them into a whole bunch of people to kill them faster, even though this means they’re literally toying with the fates of others, just in the opposite direction that doctors do. The hypocrisy is real. I already hate these villains and want to kick the shit out of them.
Weird diseases? Check. Over-the-top villains? Fuckin’ Check. We’ve gone full anime. And we’re just at the end of Chapter 2 out of 6!
GUILT (Gangliated Utrophin Immuno Latency Toxin)
Clearly this guy wasn't the fun twin of the two when they were growing up. |
The more surprising one is Tyler Chase, who studied alongside Derek at med school. A short arc involves him hiding his role as euthanasist at Caudeus, facilitating death on what looks like hopeless cases. He’s snapped out of it and chooses to dedicate himself to try and make even the toughest cases survive after his kid sister is rescued from a GUILT strain by Derek.
The Deftera strain of GUILT would be cute, were it not for... y'know... those thing existing to kill innocent people, children included. |
For his work, Doctor Stiles is selected to speak at an international conference held between the branches of Caduceus across the world. Derek attends, but the meeting is interrupted by a Delphi terrorist attack with a bomb left at the conference. Well, guess what? We operate on the goddamn bomb to turn it off... with help from Cybil, who learned a thing or two from bomb squad back in her days in the force. Jesus, and I thought surgeons needed nerves of steel! I’ll stick to the OR, thank you very much! (I hated that level's difficulty, but I appreciate its creativity.)
Took me a while to figure out the pattern and how to safely break the hexagon panels. |
After the boy is cured, the team returns to America, only to learn that Greg Kasal, Derek’s mentor at Hope, has been hospitalized at Cadeuceus due to a GUILT strain...
Good shows know when to pull a cliffhanger, and so do I – let’s continue with Chapter 4 in Part 2.
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