If you missed the first part, don't worry, have no fear
Because you can read it entirely right here
Also, I must admit, the videos aren't mine
I can get four stars on most of those songs just fine
I'm just that awesome, for once I'm not humble
I've played this game so long, of course I'm able
However, on the videos there's this you can see
Some are from the Kinect version; I have the Wii
But all these songs are in the two versions
The way to play changes, but it's the same actions
Enough talking, it's time to get this party started.
I had stopped for two days, it's like we never parted!
(Let's Go To The Mall (Artist: Robin Sparkles); from 0:26 to 1:11)
You don't wanna dance
It's not your thing
On the screen there's the lyrics
If you prefer to sing
Luckily, they're the same
But some words are bleeped out
But just the vulgar ones
If in case when you sing you shout
Let me tell you what this means
This game is directed at teens
Why should you care
We're not here to sing anyway
Come dance, forget your worries
Make some new discoveries
Find out more new songs
Today
(Venus (Artist: Bananarama); from 0:22 to 1:38)
You're wishing to exercise more
Normal dance won't do no more
If it happens to be your case
Here's something you'll adore
They've got it
Yeah, Just Dance, they've got it
You can unlock
Special Sweat sessions in this game
Well
A dance montage
That's really gonna make you train
The sessions are in fact made of
Many dances found in this
They take more energy from you
But it's a total bliss
They've got it
Yeah, Just Dance, they've got it
You can unlock
Special Sweat sessions in this game
Well
A dance montage
That's really gonna make you train
(Party Rock Anthem (Artist: LMFAO); from 0:55 to 2:40)
That's not all there is to find here now
Sweat mashups aren't all there is to find
A few more others come to mind
Sweat mashups aren't all there is to find
That's not all there is to find here now
Sweat mashups aren't all there is to find
A few more others come to mind
Well, kinda like this one
Just watch
The circle, well it shows
Five characters taking the pose
That means it is a mashup
Many dances in one and they're all cropped
Every time, a few seconds
And it switches to another person
Gotta adjust to the change
Switching is kinda strange
Yo
You know, I must admit
Not fan of it
I find those too difficult
It's the developers' fault
It's way too hard!
Yeah, even if it's hard it's still fun
Still can collect five stars
It's just not easily done
That's not all there is to find here now
Sweat mashups aren't all there is to find
A few more others come to mind
Sweat mashups aren't all there is to find
That's not all there is to find here now
Sweat mashups aren't all there is to find
A few more others come to mind
Well, kinda like this one
Just watch
(F...(orget) you (Artist: Cee Lo Green); ALL OF IT!)
I play that song here that doesn't record my movements
And I'm like, “F...orget you!” (oo-oo-ooh)
My guess is there was a problem during development
'Cause I'm like, “F...orget you!”
And f...orget that song too!
Thought if I danced smoother
It would go better
Hah! Now ain't that some shh... (Ain't that some shhh...)
And though I keep on trying
The detection's failing
So f...orget you! (oo-oo-ooh)
You know I'm sorry
If I sound really angry
But a game not working well gets me pissed
'Cause for most songs it's fine
And for some it isn't
Angering isn't on my to-do list
I must be a fool
If I still like this thing
(I must be crazier, than I thought I was)
Fool
And yet I keep playing
Even I'm not sure why exactly I do that
I play that song here that doesn't record my movements
And I'm like, “F...orget you!” (oo-oo-ooh)
My guess is there was a problem during development
'Cause I'm like, “F...orget you!”
And f...orget that song too!
Thought if I danced smoother
It would go better
Hah! Now ain't that some shh... (Ain't that some shhh...)
And though I keep on trying
The detection's failing
So f...orget you! (oo-oo-ooh)
Now I know
I mustn't feel all low
But this problem's like a deceit
Stops being fun
Once and that's done
Too bad most of them I can't delete
I must be a fool
If I 'm still enjoying
(I must be crazier, than I thought I was)
Fool
But I can't stop playing
My physical fitness depends on this
I play that song here that doesn't record my movements
And I'm like, “F...orget you!” (oo-oo-ooh)
My guess is there was a problem during development
'Cause I'm like, “F...orget you!”
And f...orget that song too!
Good thing it's not all of them
It would be a sham
Hah! Now ain't that some shh... (Ain't that some shhh...)
But the ones that are failing
It's really annoying
So f...orget you! (oo-oo-ooh)
Now I don't think I'd be able to endure this
For a bit too long (too long, too long, too long)
What annoys me is that this plagues mostly the
Unlockable songs
Ah, why?
Ooh, why
Oh, why, really?
I want to
I still want to
Woooah
But I can't like these songs that are working all wrong
So I'm like, “F...orget you!” (oo-oo-ooh)
I ain't gonna force myself to just play along
That's why I'm like, “F...orget you!”
F...orget those songs, booh!
Why should I unlock them?
They have all the problems
Now that's quite the shh... (That's quite the shhh...)
For those I must with a sigh
Kiss my five-stars score bye
I tell 'em, “F...orget you!”
Uargh!
(This is Halloween (Composer: Danny Elfman; song taken from The Nightmare Before Christmas); from 0:17 to 1:28)
This game has brought to you a smile
And you have played for a little while
You do well and your moves are keen
Thus something pops on the screen
That's an achievement
That's an achievement
I never thought that game would need those
That's an achievement
That's an achievement
And be happy, because it has a good dose
Any time
You might get one
One of many achievements
There is one for when you've played fifty times
One when you get five stars, you're sublime
One when you reach about a thousand Sweat Points
These rewards are sure never to disappoint
These are achievements
These are achievements
Achievements, achievements, achievements, achievements...
There are more that this game stores
Kinda bad it doesn't affect your score
In this game, you can get many
You can access them through the menu
Play a dance with four
Each of you with five stars
Another trophy for you to
WIN! One more achievement
This idea's quite decent
Hunt them all
It'll take a while
(Price Tag (Artist: Jessie J. ft. B.o.B.); from 1:10 to 2:04)
This isn't everything you get
You haven't seen everything yet
You wanna see the rest
Well, my friend, you're gonna need wi-fi
Or Internet
Connect all that to your Wii
You can get more songs, what a glee
There's a large selection
wide enough collection
You can buy all of them with Wii Points
Single songs are three hundred
The song packs are six hundred
With three songs in them
Better than paying separately
Gotta take out your money, money, money
Buy a few DLC, LC, LC
Songs from the first two Just Dance
Get them now it's your chance
Come on, take out your cha-ching, cha-ching
Your credit card or ba-bling, ba-bling
Buy a couple DLC
They are fun you'll agree
(Dance All Nite (Artist: ANJA); from 1:38 to 2:57)
Well, time to wrap this up
What's my final thoughts
It's overall great
But flawed in a few spots
What they are, what they are, what they are
The movement detection's
Faulty in some places
But you will quickly get
the controls' basis
And what's more, and what's more, and what's more
It has some songs I rediscovered
Even more that I had never heard
I chose to download some of them
They're so great, they're so great, they're so great
I have to admit, some sounded so good to me
That they're a part now of my song library
Rhythm's addictive, this game makes you beg for more
And it will satisfy you, just alright
The dancers are pretty
Their models are nifty
With the stuff in the back
It's a visual snack
(California Gurls (Artist: Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg); from 1:32 to 2:36)
Love
Most of it
And many modes keep you occupied
Sweat
I admit
Your dopamine will get amplified
Oh oh
You can party with friends
Or have a dancing session by yourself
Having fun to no end
That's some good workout
Oh, oh oh oh...
Best of all, you will be practicing dances
Following the choreographies
Try them in public, someday you'll have the chance
Oh, Oh, oh, oh...
Exercise is what this video game was meant
To be used for in the first place
But who knows, you might find yourself a talent
Oh, Oh, oh, oh...
(I Was Made For Loving You (Artist: KISS); from 1:28 to 4:27)
Back then
I had five stars in my eyes
First time I played
My talent caught me by surprise
And today
I can't help but play this again
It's like it was made for me
This game's making me all zen
I was made for playing you, babe
You had to belong to me
I'll never have enough of you, babe
You bring enjoyment in me
I was made to dance with you, babe
You are the best sport for me
But I'm not made for beating you, babe
You are tough enough for me
Ooooo, wooohhhhh.....
...(EPIC SOLOS!!!)...
Doo doo doo, do-do, do-do do do
Doo doo doo, do-do, do-do
Doo doo doo, do-do, do-do do do
Doo doo doo, do-do, do-do
I was made for playing you, babe
You had to belong to me
I'll never have enough of you, babe
You bring enjoyment in me
I was made
You had to
Never have enough
You bring enjoyment
I was made for playing you, babe
You had to belong to me
I'll never have enough of you, babe...
(What You Waiting For (Artist: Gwen Stefani); from 1:26 to the end)
I'm like a broken record
I'm repeating myself
I've told you everything
And why this game is on my shelf
I'm reviewing
Not complaining
And now to end this review
On a pretty awesome note
I'm inviting you all
To jump aboard upon this boat
For sure
You will never regret it
Oh, oh-hoh
Look at your wallet
If you find thirty bucks in it
Buy this game immediately
And you'll discover it happily
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for?
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for?
I must recommend
Such a brilliant game
For exercise and for parties
It is money well-spent
Something for everyone
Why would I tell you stories?
Go!
You will play it for hours
Boy or girl, it doesn't matter
Buy this game immediately
And you'll discover it happily
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for?
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Go ahead, you'll enjoy it
Go ahead, you'll enjoy it
Go ahead, you'll enjoy it
Go ahead, you'll enjoy it
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